It’s the Oldest Gay Story in the Book (if that book is “The Secret Life of the Single Bottom”)
We’ve all been there at one time or another, fellas. The mood strikes, blood starts flowing to certain specialized southern areas, and before you know it, BAM! Your butthole takes control of your every word and action. Classic.
Well, mine decided to blog. Please remember that what you read here was written by a total asshole. If you keep that in mind, it will all make sense. Check your brain at the door, then come inside and let your naughty bits do the thinking for a while!